Rating outfits from the inauguration
Watching the inauguration today I noticed that many of the people in attendance had the most amazing outfits I have ever seen them wear. This will be a ranking of those outfits and how amazing they truly were.
President Joe Biden and First Lady Jill Biden:
Mr. President, the leather gloves, the elegant black coat, the iron lines permanently formed into his pants, AND A MASK!!!! Along with the way he became America’s savior today, 100/10 sir.
Jill Biden, THE MONOCHROMATIC FIT!!!!! The way the mask and gloves match her coat kills me every time. I have to give her a 50/10, absolute queen:
Vice President Kamala Harris and First Gentlemen Doug Emhoff:
MADAM VICE PRESIDENT ABSOLUTELY KILLING IT!! The monochrome again and the earring a necklace set really pulls together a powerful outfit for our powerful new Vice President. 100/10
And of course don’t forget the one and only First Gentleman Doug. He’s the support everyone needs, he’s and he looks suave doing it. 40/10, simple and elegant.
Former President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama:
I love them with my whole heart and I miss them everyday. Mr. Barack Obama you are one of the greatest humans I’ve ever heard of. And the outfit today was absolutely fire. 50/10
MICHELLE. SHE LEFT NO CRUMBS. I swear these three women must have planned the monochrome and im absolutely here for it. 50/10
110/10 overall for both (extra 10 point because the DYNAMIC DUO are holding hands).
Former Vice President Micheal Pence and Karen Pence:
While I obviously have a bias against them, I truly applaud them for coming to the inauguration. It was mature and polite, and overall the right thing to do. Plus they have cool matching masks. 10/10 each
And last but not least, Bernie Sanders:
I just… he’s so wholesome and sweet! THE MITTENS!!! The only points off are because it’s not nearly as elegant as everyone else and he looks so bored to be there. 46/10
Right now you might be thinking that I missed someone, but I did say that I was rating the outfits of people who ATTENDED the inauguration today.
This plane was not at the inauguration, and neither were the people on board.
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Josh Voss • Jan 21, 2021 at 10:33 am
Michelle was looking fierce but no one owns fashion while ironically putting in zero effort like Bernie. Bern showed up and said, “this is me, America, this is what you get.” He won the day and I cite a million memes already created as my evidence.