5 Things to do When You’re Single on Valentine’s Day
This is satire. Please don’t hate me.
1)
Nothing. You’re alone every other day, why’s it different today? Cry me a river.
2)
Go ham on the heart-shaped chocolate at Dollar General. It’s 25% off and you’re 100% lonely.
3)
Watch a rom-com and cry yourself to sleep after. Don’t expect a good night text, either.
4)
Watch your friend’s cute Snapchat stories of their dates and think “Why am I always the one crying on my bathroom floor?” Sounds like a personal problem.
5)
Take a long, romantic bath. Just you, cheap chocolate, and the fact that nobody asked you to be their valentine. <3
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Kellin is a class of 2020 graduate who just likes to write about stuff. He is also super rad, funky fresh, and all around The Coolest Person in the Galaxy.
