5 Things to do When You’re Single on Valentine’s Day

This is satire. Please don't hate me.

Kellin Hughes, Feature Writer and Not a Fan of Valentine's Day

1)

Nothing. You’re alone every other day, why’s it different today? Cry me a river.

 

2)

Go ham on the heart-shaped chocolate at Dollar General. It’s 25% off and you’re 100% lonely.

 

3)

Watch a rom-com and cry yourself to sleep after. Don’t expect a good night text, either.

 

4)

Watch your friend’s cute Snapchat stories of their dates and think “Why am I always the one crying on my bathroom floor?” Sounds like a personal problem.

 

5)

Take a long, romantic bath. Just you, cheap chocolate, and the fact that nobody asked you to be their valentine. <3