Dad Jokes| They Are Pun-ishingly Bad
DO YOU WANT TO ANNOY YOUR CLASSMATES AND TEACHERS! USE THESE
-Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back
-Why can’t a leopard hide?
He’s always spotted
-Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. you wanna know why?
Inflation
-Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just wanted a bit more space
-Why did the orange lose the race?
It ran out of juice
-How you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch
-Why are fish so smart?
They live in schools
-What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus
-Why did the man fall down the well?
because he couldn’t see that well!
-Why do peppers make such good archers?
Because they habanero
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