DO YOU WANT TO ANNOY YOUR CLASSMATES AND TEACHERS! USE THESE

-Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter back

-Why can’t a leopard hide?

He’s always spotted

-Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. you wanna know why?

Inflation

-Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just wanted a bit more space

-Why did the orange lose the race?

It ran out of juice

-How you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch

-Why are fish so smart?

They live in schools

-What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus

-Why did the man fall down the well?

because he couldn’t see that well!

-Why do peppers make such good archers?

Because they habanero