Holiday Horoscopes
Aries: Angry Black Friday shoppers; ready to fight for what they want and get the best for their friends
Taurus: Christmas Sweaters; sweaters have come back as an iconic piece that isn’t afraid to stand out
Gemini: thick scarves; helpful against the cold but sometimes seem like the extra things are too much of inconvenience to remember every day
Cancer: skip days; the days everyone is sick but it gives you time to relax in bed all day
Leo: shoveling snow; at first it seems like too much work to shovel the snow in the cold but once you’re done, your hard work pays off and you can relax with hot chocolate
Virgo: Decorating the house; you always are ready to add extra creative to anything even if that means you forgot you had a math test to study for
Libra: blankets; comfy and cozy and you couldn’t care less what the others in the hallway think about you because you are warm
Scorpio: snowball fights; the fun of being careless and in the moment but sometimes used to take out stress from that English essay grade
Sagittarius: Christmas caroling; the fun of being alongside friends and spreading joy for all to hear in a time of such distress
Capricorn: fuzzy socks; an essential piece of the holidays and such an easy thing to have ready for a stressful day or just when the weather is a little too cold
Aquarius: white elephant gifts; no matter how crazy life is or how wacky the gift is, it provides a time to be together with friends and laugh
Pisces: Gingerbread houses; although not everyone loves actual gingerbread cookies, who cares because the act of decorating the houses embodies the season of joy
disclaimer: I created this using the personalities of people I know in the zodiac signs and is not an attack on anyone.
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