Ft. Mrs. Tancredi’s 4th Hour AP Lit class.

Also, feel welcome to alter certain things within each letter!

1. “Dear “Ed Sheeran”,

It is with a heavy heart that I cannot defend you anymore. I don’t know exactly what the reason is, but whenever I listen to your newer music, I want to immediately turn it off. Your music videos give the same effect, but tenfold. Maybe it’s because of your change in the instruments you use. Maybe it’s because you became a literal vampire in your ‘bad habits’ music video. I sadly cannot pinpoint the reason I want to rip my ears off whenever I bear witness to your butchered attempts of relating to me. We had a great rub, my old friend. I wish I knew why, but I simply can not stand you anymore. Good luck old friend.

2. Boyfriend: “Yea I’m not feeling this, or anything anymore”

You: “omg why?!”

Boyfriend: “I don’t have emotions”

You: “oh ok”

3.  “I’ve been thoughtfully thinking about s. I do not know where we stand? Like are we good? Is there a reason that we are so distant right now? Are you cheating on me? I want to break up but like IDK. I don’t know what to do. I wonder what you are doing right now. Do you even care we are about to break up? Should we? Now I am not sure.”

4. Dear “Borderline Satan”,

The way you’ve treated me is completely unacceptable. I can’t believe you cheated on me 5 times. I hate everything about you and you’re dead to me. How can you wake up every day and live with yourself? I’m embarrassed to have even associated with your gross and disgusting soul. My biggest regret in life you sent me. Hopefully, every girl after me will set the evil in your eyes.

5. Dearest _____,

I hope you find peace and satisfaction in the ending of our short-lived romance, just as I have. There truly is such thing as the right person, wrong time, just as we have seen. Our days and nights do not align, a sign that our time together must come to an end. I wish the very best for you, and I hope you find someone who is able to treat you better than I ever could have. As for me, I have moved on, and I feel at ease with my decision to let you go.

The best for both of us, Always _____

6. Dear Ex-Lover,

I am absolutely crushed to say this, but I can’t do this anymore. I am so, so sorry. I love you, I really do, but it’s best for both of us if this is my last letter. We had fun, and I will miss you immensely. Sometimes I wonder if we should stay and try, but we both know we can’t. I’m sorry. I’ll always remember you. Stay well.

with my whole heart,

ur mom <3

7. Dearest _____,

I hope you, find peace and satisfaction in the ending of our short-lived romance, just as I have. There truly is such thing as the right person, wrong time, just as we have seen. Our days and nights do not align, a sign that our time together must come to an end. I wish the very best for you, and I hope you find someone who is able to treat you better than I even could have. As for me, I have moved on, and I feel at ease with my decision to let you go.

The best for both of us, Alway,

______

8. “Kim”: “Kanye”… I’m so sorry to have to tell you this through text, but… after 7 beautiful years together I think we’ve had our run together as a couple. The spark just isn’t there anyone, and we’re both so busy with our work. The release of your new album Donda only makes this harder for me. I want to be there to support you, but it’s just become so tiresome to put on a happy face for the press. Believe me Kante, this hurts me more than it hurts you. I still want us to both be there for the kids, but I emotional am drained from our relationship. I still love you and wish all the best for you Knaye.

“Ye”: ….wtf bro

9. To “AP & Psych”,

Just know, it’s not you, it’s me. You did nothing worng at all. You are perfectly fine, it’s me that has an issue. The constant mod quizzes and multiple pages of notes are jusr getting too much for me. It’s not youur fault though, other people still enjoy your class. You will get on without me in it. Send my best to the next person that fills my spot. I’m sure they will enjoy the class, maybe even the AP test in May. For now, I leave you with this letter and you knowing that I just need a break. Once again, it’s not you, it’s me, you did nothing wrong.

10. This is just not working. I’ve learned a lot and improved my writting but you just take up too much time. I can’t spend any more nights sitting at my desk typing. We had our time together but I have to move on. That’s the way it is, all good things must come to an end.

11. Dear __,

So I’m kind of getting really bored. You live in a whole other house so were we ever REALLY dating? I can answer that for you; hell no. I’m going to go have fun, I hope you do too lol. Also please don’t respond, I could care less about your little ego getting hurt. Any ways, duces.

-Your new fav ex