Shia Labeouf as we all know, was once a famous actor of the movie industry until he became a drunk sociopath. He has basically become a shell of a human being. For example, after having a bit too much to drink he decided to wander into a bowling alley where the man was refused some French fries and more booze. To which he is now being hit with a lawsuit by the bartender. Other celebrities will not work with him anymore. His own fans have abandoned him and best of all his latest movie SOLD 1 TICKET at release! Don’t worry though everyone! In just a few days he tripled his sales. To three tickets in the U.K. The movie is called, “Man Down” , and when it came out I didn’t notice because it was marketed so poorly. The best part of all of this are the memes and he has been turned into one, thanks to 4chan. He even started a protest where the term “He Will Not Divide Us” and my God, it’s the greatest thing happened on the face of the Earth. He inspired a a live trolling competition happened. I quote ChrisRayGun (Go Subscribe) “From the bottom of my heart I have to thank Shia Labeouf because this is the happiest I will be. I don’t even think holding my first-born child will make me as happy as this livestream has made me.” All I have left to say is I love the internet and God bless America. Part 2 will be out soon about the catastrophic failure of the stream. Also remember by the end of this article all I can say is what happened to Shia?

(France, Lisa Respers. “Shia LaBeouf Film Sells One Ticket in UK.” CNN, Cable News Network, 6 Apr. 2017, www.cnn.com/2017/04/05/entertainment/shia-labeouf-man-down-ticket/index.html.)

(Staff, TMZ. “Shia LaBeouf Sued for ‘Racist’ Bowling Alley Bar Rant (VIDEO).” TMZ, TMZ.com, 26 May 2017, www.tmz.com/2017/05/26/shia-labeouf-sued-bowling-alley-rant/.)

(Ape, Naked. “4chan Is Driving Shia Labeouf INSANE.” YouTube, YouTube, 15 Apr. 2017, www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysME1oshF7U&t=195s.)