As of recent, school safety has been a very large concern. The current strategies we have implemented are not successful and have ended in tragedy. There are several key ideas we must discuss in order to ensure the future safety of our students.

Guns are very dangerous and scary and no-one should have them. Anyone who owns a gun should be imprisoned until they are re-educated on why they are scary and dangerous. What we really need is to surround the entire building in gun free zone signs. As long as there is a gun free zone sign, everyone in the diameter of the circle would be safe because of the signs. We need to spend the majority of the school budget on these signs as well.

The second tactic for school safety is to fully employee an elite team of professional huggers. Whenever the criminal in question approaches the school, a professional group of huggers will surround him and hug until he believes the truth about guns and morality.

A recent movement to arm teachers causes me great anguish. No teachers should be armed, as they would surely have a difficult time deciding which child to eliminate when the rooms doesn’t have enough chairs for everyone.

With these rock solid solutions, school safety can finally be guaranteed for all.