Man with Peanut Allergy, Stops Eating Peanuts

In recent events, it had become known that local human person, Matt A. Ford had developed a peanut allergy. He had concluded the other day that he was indeed allergic to peanuts and had, what is called, an allergic reaction. He then made the critical decision to stop eating peanuts and get rid of any that there may be in his home.

I recently sat down with the person of interest to have a discussion on why he made his decision to stop eating peanuts.

Q: So what made you decide to stop eating peanuts?

A: Well, I just thought to myself, what is the most rational decision that I, as a sane human being on planet Earth could possibly make in this specific situation.

Q: That would be eating peanuts?

A: Yes.

Q: Now you say that peanuts give you an allergic reaction. Wouldn’t you say that your body gives you an allergic reaction. Not peanuts.

A: No, that is the stupidest statement I’ve ever heard in my adult life. It’s definitely the peanuts that are the cause of it.

Q: And what political statement are you making by doing this?

A: I’m making the statement of…staying alive. Why are you here again?

Matt A. Ford had also heard rumors that one of his friends had peanuts in his home. About 16 of Matt’s female friends have said that he had peanuts in his home. Matt wasn’t sure whether what to think. Everyone else told him not to believe them considering that they were women. However a recent video was released which had Matt A. Ford’s friend stating that he loving grabbing peanuts from the jar. After that Matt decided not to go to his friend’s house. I asked him about that too.

Q: So why did you not go to your friend’s house considering there was no actual evidence that he had peanuts in his home?

A: Well, I just made another rational decision in this situation. It’s really not that hard. I don’t understand why more people don’t do it.

So in the end, Matt A. Ford, possibly may have saved his own life but that is still hard to say. We just have to remember as a society that it’s probably never the obvious solution.