Lauren Hammer, Writer and Illustrator

At my zoo there’s no diseases. at my zoo there’s no capturing, we save them from birth because the outside world is a spooky little place and nobody wants to live there. so we save the animals. other zoos? no no no bad. Other zoos? bad. my zoo? muy bien.

North America

you may not know this about the North American animals but they’re from North America which is pretty crazy if you really think about it because I don’t think anything is actually from North America but these animals are.

Bald Eagle

Bison

Black Bear

Bobcat

Canadian Lynx

Cougar

Grizzly bear

Moose

Muskrat

Ocelot

Prairie Dog

Sable

Spoonbill

Wolverine

South America

these animals come from South America which is the America below North America these animals are similar to the North American but instead of North American they’re South American.

Anteater

Capybara

Coatimundi

Golden Jackal

Jaguar

Maned Wolf

Patagonian Mara

River Otter

Sloth

Speckled Bear

Tamandua

Tapir

Australia

the thing about Australia is: don’t go there it’s terrifying as hell they have like creepy animals and like there’s like humongous spiders I like they have koalas those are cute but like never go there it’s terrifying I’ve been scarred for life.

Dingo

Echidna

Kangaroo

Koala

Platypus

Possum

Quokka

Quoll

Tasmanian Devil

Asia

Bearcat

Dhole

Mouse Deer

Palm Civet

Pangolin

Red Panda

Saiga Antelope

Siberian ibex

Slow loris

Sun bear

Water Buffalo

Africa

Africa I love Africa I was actually supposed to go there once but I didn’t but they have cool safaris with like lions in the wild but here you can see them here instead of in the wild but it’s OK because we saved them as babies yeah I love Africa a lot in these animals are cool and cute and there’s cats

aardvark

African wild dog

Caracal

Cheetah

Elephant

Fennec Fox

Gazelle

Giraffe

Hippo

Hyena

Meercat

Okapi

Rhino

Zebra

Artic Circle

why everything is white like literally everything is white the polar bears I mean the penguins have some black in them but like they’re white oh there’s also all the seals and the foxy‘s

Artic Fox

Artic Rabbit

Beluga Whale

Caribou

Fur Seal

Harp Seal

Ringed Seal

Lemming

Polar Bear

Puffin

Sea Otters

Snowy Owl

Reptiles

wow wow wow these are the reptiles reptiles are really cool they’re cold-blooded like not mammals cause mammals aren’t but reptiles are cool because there’s like the snakes and the lizards and there was a Taylor Swift era where she used snakes a lot which was really cool which made me really like snakes my mom also likes snakes but she’s not here anymore lol – Ella

American Alligator (Albino)

African Pancake Tortoise

Anegada ground iguana

Balsan Coral Snake

Banded Skink

Barbour’s Montae Pit Viper

Basilisk Rattlesnake

Black Banded Gecko

Black Mamba

Caimen

California mountain kingsnake

Chameleon

Chinese Alligator

Copperheads

Cottonmouth

Death Adder

Desert hooknose

Gaboon Viper

King Cobra

Tiger Snake

Amphibians

Holy cannoli amphibians that’s pretty crazy this includes things like frogs and other things that are like frogs cause they’re also amphibians but I can’t name them from the top of my head though salamanders are apparently amphibians too which is neat because salamanders are cute yeah

African clawed frog

Amazon milk frog

Arboreal salamander

Axolotl

Bumblebee toad

blue tailed fire belly newt

Barking tree frog

Black spotted newt

Chinese gliding frog

Cane toad

Coqui

giant salamander

little glass frog

mountain chicken

mudpuppy

Poison dart frogs

spring peeper

turtle frog

Waxy monkey tree frog

Primate Palace

they’re cool I guess they like to swing from branches and they say ooh ooh ah ah which I do a lot and they like to pick like dirty things from the fur of other monkeys which I think is cool right? and there’s like one monkey from like that one zoo on like the Internet where he stole someone’s sunglasses.

aye-aye

black and white ruffed lemur

bush baby

Capuchin

chimp

gibbon

golden lion tamarin

gorilla

Marmoset

Maroon leaf monkey

Japanese Macaque

red ruffed lemur

ring tailed lemur

Sifaka

Squirrel monkey

Penguins

linguini penguini! I love penguins they’re really cute and they have flipper- orange flippers and they slide on the snow like little snakes but they’re not snakes cause they’re penguins and they go into the water and they splash because they’re big but they’re also tiny but they have a lot of fat on them and they keep their eggs warm by sitting on them and it makes me wonder how they don’t kill their children.

Adele penguins

Chinstrap

Fairy penguin

Gentoo

Humbolt

Yellow eyed penguin

Rockhopper

Royal penguin

Birds

birds birds birds boy are birds cool they can fly in the sky unlike penguins. stupid penguins. some birds are colorful and some aren’t. here you’ll find birds of all colors because we’re inclusive

Acadian flycatcher