How to Become a Cult Leader
Do you wish to become a cult leader? Since the death of God, there’s been a vacancy to fill. You can fill that void. Here’s how.
We guide those lost in the dark to the light and onto the correct path. So with that being said, find the right followers for your cult. Make sure it is someone predictable and relatively stable, so they are easy to keep an eye on.
Make them feel comfortable. They are your new best friend now. Now and forever. Even if you have to fake mutual interests to get them to trust you. No matter what. Gain their trust.
And then, it’s all good from there. Just make sure to isolate them, promising them to provide them with the understanding of universe. And be sure to immerse them in that ideology. After that, maintain control. Always.
Inspired by a sound on TikTok. I am not sure of the name.
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Kristin Cowden is a senior at Dakota high school. This is her second year writing for the Dakota Planet, and her first year of being the managing editor...
Josh Voss • Sep 29, 2021 at 1:16 pm
“I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.” – Creed Bratton